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I accidentally woke Dylan up and then said “it’s 11:11 make a wish”
They responded sleepily and hilariously with a serious of questions: “Did you say livin la vida loca?!” “Did I even sleep?!” “Did you jerk off?!” “Why did you wake me up again? (I didn’t on purpose, just dropped my phone) So it wasn’t about a bug?” "Is it 11:11 still? Thank Ricky Martin, I wish I could sleep through the night and want to wake up in the morning"
Then they went right back to sleep.
please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
Tonight I made spaghetti squash with pasta sauce and then roasted peaches with honey lavender ice cream on the side for dessert.
please don’t feel bad because you feel like you cry too much or that your grades suck or that you eat too much. Sailor Moon had all those flaws but she was a hero and so are you.
today dylan and i went to costco and got food at the food court and sat down eating our pizza and hot dog and this little kid came over and sat at the other side of the table to save a spot for his family and he pulled out a superhero book and started acting shit out and slowly moved closer and closer to us til he was sitting right next to me. then another family tried to swoop the other side of the table because they assumed he was with us. for the rest of the day we referred to him as our son.
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